Sideline

It's been over seven years since I became single.

Sometimes it's been strange, sometimes it's been boring.

I'll let you pick tonight's category.

After my soccer practice, my ex called because her laptop wasn't working right.  She came over, I fixed it, and asked her if I still should be expecting the blind date she had said she was setting me up on this Saturday.

Yes, she said, and let me show you a picture.

Now I don't know what my blind date will look like when I meet her, but I do know what her piercings will look like when I go down on her.