Listless

In the end, of course, I will do nothing.

Other than negotiate poorly and give away money in exchange for nothing.

"I just want a normal massage, nothing else."

"Which hotel you stay?"

"..."

"Ah, ok.  Very nice hotel. Special price for you, ok?  Triple normal price.  I will do a poor job and keep asking you if you want something else until you give in.  Pay more.  I try to do more, you tell me to stop.  Then you leave.  Good deal."

Twice.

I know better.

Don't go into a shoe store and try to just buy laces.