Timber

I parked my car, crossed the street, walked up the sidewalk and got to the door of the building. As I was about to walk through the door I heard a crack behind me... It wasn't even that loud. 

I turned around and the tree was on the ground. It was pointed at my car, and laying pretty much exactly on the path that I just walked. Crazy.

She said that her angels were looking out for me, that it was a near death experience, and perhaps a sign to think about the future and my life.

But that's all I ever think about anyway.

I'm not sure if this is odd or not, but ...

Somehow it didn't even feel like a scary experience. I feel unaffected.