Fakes

I paid about the same price for the Hong Kong iPhone knockoff in KL as the two Malaysian whores in Singapore, and feel kinda the same way about both experiences.  Disappointing and not worth repeating now that I've tried it.

The knockoff is an Android based phone that looks a lot like the iPhone, but is maddenly slow, and after about 3 uses the battery life was reduced to ten minutes.  It really never worked.  I'm trying to consider it a novelty toy so that I can say something positive about it.

The whole hour with the ladies of the night was at best boring.  Plus I got to apologize to a prostitute for not being interested enough to really f*ck her, or come. I'm trying to consider it an education so that I can say something positive about it.

The leader of the "cousins".

The masochist suggested that I rent a girl while on my trip.  Prostitution is legal here, so I figured if I were going to try it anywhere this would be the place. As I walked around I wasn't sure if I was going to go through with it, because I really didn't have a clear need or idea of what I was going to be asking for. I only ended up in the seedy hotel because the two (I'm guessing illegally immigrated) "cousins" came up to me and guided me through the process aggressively.

But it was boring, probably for them too.  Obviously I simply do not operate like other men, because I don't have a sex drive without a relationship context.

Tomorrow, back to sight-seeing.  At least with that there is a 50/50 chance of something interesting happening.